BadGopher

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Throwback Thursday is still a thing, right?

gpoy i thought the evidence of me as a pink bunny rabbit was lost to the sands of time i loved that teddy ruxpin i set that photo of me holding my Special Person Award as my background for this morning's status call and it was a hit that thing where you scan a bunch of photos where you only looked at the front and not the back and didn't think anything of the scan-the-back-of-the-photo-too feature so you get a fun lil gut punch when you find the note you wrote on the back of mom's copy of your 6th grade school photo. talking to the manager yesterday morning about needing work as a distraction and they were like 'i was the same way. it sucks.' and yeah

My sister–or maybe it was my BIL, I don’t know, last Thursday was a long time ago–mentioned something about a friend offering to take them to a rage room in a few weeks after things settled a bit and I pulled out my phone and said why don’t we do that tomorrow, and so we did.

Anyhow, here’s a lil video of me getting my implement of destruction stuck in a toaster and subsequently freeing it.

unmute for the commentary track from the peanut gallery if you can't find catharsis naturally store-bought is fine

There was a post going around the other day about the first movie you saw in a theatre. This isn’t a post about that, but it’s not not a post about that.

It’s 11:50 on a Wednesday night and I’m in Colorado. I wasn’t planning on being in Colorado today, but some days are like that.

On the flight I was staring out the window finding shapes in the clouds. A t-rex. A wizard. A bear.

That last one got me thinking about the post that was going around, which got me thinking about my answer to that post, which got me looking for another distraction.

The first movie I remember seeing in a theatre was The Bear (1988). My recollection has nothing to do with the movie, but that mom took me to see it one weekend when I was 8? 9?. The theatre hadn’t opened yet so we stood out in front of the wall of glass and doors, the first to arrive. Once inside, the ticket taker gave me a small box to give to my mom. A thin gold necklace.

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things get a bit heavy under the cut

Five minutes into this morning’s status call one of my co-workers messaged me “everyone seems so angry” and I replied that we all woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, but reading my dash just now, it seems that the universe is the one that got up on the wrong side of the bed and we’re all just suffering for it.

a very monday monday

A group of kids wandering around the floor, one on a phone trying to figure out where to go, one carrying a giant bag, a third with a camera around their neck. “Hey, do you work here?” I’m one of maybe thirty people in the room and I’m at least twice as old as everyone else so, fair, I guess. “Nah” as I shake my head and point to the security guy at the door.

A half hour later, the one on the phone walks out on stage, apparently having found where they needed to go, and we all found out what was in the bag.

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the one with the camera stood at the edge of my peripheral vision snapping photos every few seconds with the flash on ಠ_ಠ there is no real point to this post an unexpected i say kids because they were all wearing under-21 wristbands and i'm an olde I'm all for being random af in public but I'm not sure I'm brave enough to attempt this look