I type the word ‘fuck’ into command prompts
…and Windows doesn’t know what do to.
C:\>fuck 'fuck' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program, or batch file.
I do this more often than I probably should, but it helps. I got tired of Windows being confused by such a simple command so I made fuck.cmd and put it in the windows directory.
@ECHO OFF SET RAND=%RANDOM:~-1% IF "%RAND%"=="0" (ECHO Earmuffs!) IF "%RAND%"=="1" (ECHO That's not polite.) IF "%RAND%"=="2" (ECHO Back at 'cha, buddy.) IF "%RAND%"=="3" (ECHO Yo' mamma!) IF "%RAND%"=="4" (ECHO Sorry to disappoint you, but we don't offer that here.) IF "%RAND%"=="5" (ECHO Vulgar Slang. Interj: Used to express extreme displeasure.) IF "%RAND%"=="6" (ECHO I told you to stop doing that. I'M A COMPUTER. Weirdo.) IF "%RAND%"=="7" (ECHO *gasp*) IF "%RAND%"=="8" (ECHO It's gonna cost you...) IF "%RAND%"=="9" (ECHO I see you've met my gerbil.)
And now the computer is a smart-ass just like me.
