My assessment to the problem management team:
Sometime after 3:00 AM on Sun., Feb. 27, the {main computer} at {location name} appears to have encountered and traversed a wormhole, effectively causing it to simultaneously exist at multiple points of spacetime. (See attached screenshot from the application event log.) Due to the very nature of wormholes, it is difficult to predict when and where one might exist. It is imperative that we take steps now to enhance our applications to function properly if and when they happen exist in multiple points of spacetime on a single computer.
We’ll see where this goes.