- GB: Ohhh, I thought you were talking about smurfs riding gerbils up your ass.
- GB: woops
- JA: No, I went somewhere entirely different, but, whatever turns you on, I guess...
- GB: Did the smurfs ride the gerbils out of your ass then?
- GB: I'm so confused
- JA: Don't rape gerbils. Or Smurfs. Their tiny bodies are not designed for humans. That is all.
- GB: Damn
- GB: if only you could of told me an hour ago
- GB: this smurf would still be alive. Her blood is on your hands!
- JA: awesome
- GB: That's not what she said
