Just finished wrapping the last Christmas present

(Not gloating, there were only 4 things to wrap, and 1 is for the white elephant at work)

Used actual wrapping paper this year.

(That mistake won’t be repeated.)

No spray foam, magazines, or metal shavings.

(Saving those for next Christmas.)

Just wrapping paper and tape.

(Shipping tape.  Oh yes, there was shipping tape.)