- Guy: i smashed my pastry! in other news ubuntu 10.10 is really cool
- James: I'm not really into Pokemon
- Guy: oh yeah, you like POGS
- James: Also, condolences on the pastry
- Guy: I'm still going to eat it
- James: Man, POGs were THE SHIT when I was in 6th grade. For like a week. Then the vice principal banned them. And everyone kinda forgot about them.
- Guy: hahahahaha
- James: Also, credit for pulling an obscure 90's reference.
- Guy: dude when i was in the 6th grade, pussy was the shit, then the vice principle stuck his finger in one and the cops came.
- James: So it was like a middle school gang bang?
- James: I mean, you hear stories of sick teachers and principals, but the cops usually don't get involved like that.
- Guy: hahahahahahahaha
- Guy: yeah, they gave new meaning to cavity search
- Guy: thats when i learned what dvda was
- James: You know, this helps explain A LOT...
- Guy: ahh learning
- Guy: oh i didn't participate, i took pictures for the girls dad
- James: I didn't realize you were from Arkansas.
- Guy: so is this go-straight-to-hell worthy?
- James: Your ticket was punched a long time ago.
- Guy: nice
- James: You're still collecting points to sit in the co-pilot's seat.
- Guy: no not from Arkansas, but he needed stuff for her resume later, you know to the Chinese slave trade
- James: I see.
- Guy: i wonder what i have to do to sit in the pilots seat
- Guy: i don't want to know the answer to that actually
- Guy: never mind, nothing to see here
- James: hi Tumblr
- Guy: so about ubuntu
- Guy: its really cool
- Guy: it has like windows and close buttons
- Guy: awesome
