Dear Facebook Lemmings, This year October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. The calendar doesn’t work like that.  This once-every-823-year phenomenon happened in 1999, and will happen again in 2021.  It tends to happen about once a decade, give or take a few years.  This is called money bags. So Copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days. In addition, money doesn’t magically appear from the Internet.  If it did, the whole damn thing would have gone up in smoke around the same time people realized FedEx-ing 50lb bags of dog food was a horrible idea.  Based on Chinese Feng Shui. Furthermore, “Chinese Feng Shui” has nothing to do with posting shit on Facebook. The one who does not copy will be without money. I cannot let that person be me. Copy within 11 min. Good Luck!!! And chain letters are so last century. I realize that I probably just shattered your world, but it was necessary.  I hope we can still be friends, but I understand if you want to gather whatever shards remain and rebuild your happy little without me.

Dear Facebook Lemmings,

This year October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years.

The calendar doesn’t work like that.  This once-every-823-year phenomenon happened in 1999, and will happen again in 2021.  It tends to happen about once a decade, give or take a few years. 

This is called money bags. So Copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days.

In addition, money doesn’t magically appear from the Internet.  If it did, the whole damn thing would have gone up in smoke around the same time people realized FedEx-ing 50lb bags of dog food was a horrible idea. 

Based on Chinese Feng Shui.

Furthermore, “Chinese Feng Shui” has nothing to do with posting shit on Facebook.

The one who does not copy will be without money. I cannot let that person be me. Copy within 11 min. Good Luck!!!

And chain letters are so last century.

I realize that I probably just shattered your world, but it was necessary.  I hope we can still be friends, but I understand if you want to gather whatever shards remain and rebuild your happy little without me.