BadGopher

I rather enjoy Colbert’s brand of education on federal election law.

As free as Super PACs are to raise and spend unlimited amounts of money, they are still unfairly shackled by regulation. Notice I used the singular. That’s because there is really only one rule that binds Super PACs: that they may not coordinate with candidates’ campaigns. But what fun is buying somebody an election if you have no elected official to share the moment with?

America Crossroads’ Karl Rove saw through this sham of a charade – or “shamrade™” – and petitioned the F.E.C. to clarify exactly what the law is, so he can carefully obey only the letter of it. We at Colbert Super PAC submitted the attached Public Comment to the Federal Election Commission in a show of non-coordinated, non-consensual support.

Incidentally, you might be interested in knowing that any person, be they corporate or biological, can submit their Public Comment on Karl Rove’s Opinion Request (which is AOR 2011-23) by writing to Office of the Commission Secretary’s email address (which is Secretary@FEC.gov).

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Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow wholly endorses American Crossroads’ Request. We hope the Commission is able to begin with the Supreme Court’s definition of Non-Coordinated as “expenditures … made totally independently of the candidate and his campaign” in Buckley v. Valeo, and end up with a ruling that allows outside groups to produce ads with the candidate’s cooperation, themes, and message. That will prove to our nation’s critics that America is a country that still makes something: strained rationalizations.