Why I Tweet
The #whyitweet thing hasn’t gone full meme yet today, and I don’t know how much more time I can waste waiting for it to arrive… so here’s my offering:
- Because the voices in my head tell me to. #whyitweet #obvious
- Because my A-D-D doesn’t let me think in more than 140 character bursts. #whyitweet
- Because tweeting pays the same as the work I should be doing. #whyitweet
- Because, I mean, who doesn’t like a little orange cock from time to time. #whyitweet
- Because I can only measure my self worth in the number of followers I have. #whyitweet
- Pancakes. #buckwheat
- Because, who doesn’t like grainy wheat byproducts? #creamofwheat
