March 2011
22 posts
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What's red and yellow and yells "fuck you" every...
This traffic map that illustrates the up-fuckedness of every road that gets me from where I’m at to where I want to be.
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“With its merging of French fries with more traditional burrito fillings, the...”
– Is it really still fusion cuisine when it comes from a taco shop?
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“Yeah, that’s the problem with the web — it’s so International.”
– Some voice emanating from the speakerphone in the sales rep’s office down the hall.
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Before and after satellite pictures from Japan →
inthefade:
tj:
Aerial photos taken over Japan have revealed the scale of devastation across dozens of suburbs and tens of thousands of homes and businesses. Hover over each satellite photo to view the devastation caused by the earthquake and tsunami.
(Jiminy.)
Also, in case you missed it on Twitter:
“Why I’m not worried about Japan’s nuclear reactors” by Josef Oehmen, a PhD research...
My assessment to the problem management team:
Sometime after 3:00 AM on Sun., Feb. 27, the {main computer} at {location name} appears to have encountered and traversed a wormhole, effectively causing it to simultaneously exist at multiple points of spacetime. (See attached screenshot from the application event log.) Due to the very nature of wormholes, it is difficult to predict when and...
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Effectively Lazy
Years ago, shortly after I was hired on with my present employer, I found myself in my managers office talking about career development stuff. She brought up all the things I was doing to improve the terrible and idiotic processes that existed within the group prior to my arrival and asked if it was something I was interested in doing.
“I’m lazy — I don’t like doing...
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“…let’s find out what happens when the TV interviews dry up and a...”
– Um, reality show? Let’s round up ‘bout 8 of ‘em and lock ‘em in a house for 3 weeks.
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I found this text file on a backup CD...
Apparently I used to save one-liners I found amusing back when I had nothing better to do than lurk the Something Awful forums.
It’s like watching a sad clown masturbate.
I noticed something while eating a tender juicy burger the other day. That sometimes, just sometimes if you chew slowly and thoughtfully enough, you can almost taste the cow’s soul.
Life is a giant radioactive...
