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I haven't been watching TV, but I betcha this is...
Didja hear? BP’s catheter isn’t sucking 5000 barrels a day anymore, which has to mean its original numbers for its effectiveness were wrong, MEANING the leak has only been releasing 5000 a day this whole time. The video of the leak post-catheter was legit since the whole 5000 barrels a day WERN’T being sucked up to the surface. So glad that’s behind us. Now we can focus...
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“The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean, the amount of volume of oil and...”
– British Petroleum (via puzzld) the number of fingers I’m holding up is tiny in relation to the total number I have. (via sokeri) The amount of cyanide I’m putting into your cup is tiny in relation to the total water volume. (via winkchin)
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A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of... →
1964 - John Kemeny and Thomas Kurtz create BASIC, an unstructured programming language for non-computer scientists. 1965 - Kemeny and Kurtz go to 1964. I spent way too much time laughing at this.
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Microsoft Education Competencies: Humor →
Not funny? Microsoft has some advice for you! Being funnier. There are some basic humor tactics. Use exaggeration, use reversal, be brief. Cut out unnecessary words. Humor condenses the essential elements of a situation, just as good writing does. If the time of day or the color of the sky or city it happened in is not relevant, leave it out. Be on the lookout for the ridiculous around you. ...
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