December 2010
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Someone with way too much free time on their hands...
Relationship Statuses in 2010:
43,869,800 changed their status to single
3,025,791 changed their status to “it’s complicated”
28,460,516 changed their status to in a relationship
5,974,574 changed their status to engaged
36,774,801 changes their status to married
Funny thing is the number of “it’s complicated” status changes is the exact same number of...
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I am the messenger. I carry a taser. I will...
Amen.
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youveescaped:
Nothing is black and white. Just because someone doesn’t agree with you doesn’t make them wrong and it sure as hell doesn’t make you right.
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“Ramadan is like Lent for Muslims… It’s like super duper Lent.”
– Someone in the room next to me who is expertly versed in oversimplifying religious customs.
Truthful Tuesday, it's raining!!! edition
marleymarley:
It rains so infrequently here that I’m really not used to turning on the windshield wipers. And I would say that 90 percent of the rain we get can usually be accommodated by the first setting on the wipers.
But then when we have monsoon-type deluges as we’re experiencing right now, I have to click one up on that wiper setting thing, making them move more quickly, and then I start...
“The World-Wide Web is the premier Internet navigational tool - a hypertext and...”
– Accessing The Internet By E-mail version 10.2
The Internet was such a nice place before everyone started using it. BRB, Veronicaing my gopherspace.
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Squiggle →
An IM client for those times you don’t want to chat with people over the Internets.
eoporto: Some people have God. →
eoporto:
That’s RAD.
Also, I don’t give a shit. I don’t care who or what you believe in. Really. I literally could not care less.
I do care about people who are terrible and horrible. People who are judgmental and unforgiving, who wouldn’t think twice about abandoning someone in dire need of help.
Just be kind. Care. Stop worrying about getting enough Christ in Christmas and donate a coat,...
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“So you’re using FTP instead of IP protocol? Keep in mind FTP is...”
– Sometimes I hear things coming from our support desk that are so many levels of wrong.
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“The bill and accompanying reports contain 6,714 earmarks costing $8.3 billion,...”
– An article from The Associated Press on the ~$1,300,000,000,000 federal spending bill. That last bit, the hypocrisy, is one reason why I’m a bit cynical about my government.
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Just finished wrapping the last Christmas present
(Not gloating, there were only 4 things to wrap, and 1 is for the white elephant at work)
Used actual wrapping paper this year.
(That mistake won’t be repeated.)
No spray foam, magazines, or metal shavings.
(Saving those for next Christmas.)
Just wrapping paper and tape.
(Shipping tape. Oh yes, there was shipping tape.)
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“Obviously, right now Compaq and Dell are both very sizable competitors to IBM in...”
– From the up-to-date and technically relevant web-based training course I am presently taking.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my Tumblr gave to...
newspacecadet:
breathingboy:
nickyisntmyname:
Twelve year-olds bitching Eleven dressed up babies Ten cats a-lawling Nine pics of GaGa Eight awesome mixtapes Seven gifs a-dancing Six racist comments Five brand new memes Four links to formspring Three reblogs Two maintenance errors And a hipster stuck in some trees
AND A HIPSTER STUCK IN SOME TREES
love it
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Do what you want, but you're still doing it wrong.
Guy: if i have to use a gallon of lube to make it
Guy: or a hammer
Guy: wait oww
James: Pretty sure if you have a gallon of lube and a hammer, you're doing it wrong. I don't care what your objective is, still wrong.
Guy: whatever
Guy: i do what i want
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As it turns out, I am still totally inept at...
with anything other than spray foam or magazines and shipping supplies.
Exhibit A
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