October 2010
23 posts
Right, like your Friday morning conversations...
Guy: i smashed my pastry! in other news ubuntu 10.10 is really cool
James: I'm not really into Pokemon
Guy: oh yeah, you like POGS
James: Also, condolences on the pastry
Guy: I'm still going to eat it
James: Man, POGs were THE SHIT when I was in 6th grade. For like a week. Then the vice principal banned them. And everyone kinda forgot about them.
Guy: hahahahaha
James: Also, credit for pulling an obscure 90's reference.
Guy: dude when i was in the 6th grade, pussy was the shit, then the vice principle stuck his finger in one and the cops came.
James: So it was like a middle school gang bang?
James: I mean, you hear stories of sick teachers and principals, but the cops usually don't get involved like that.
Guy: hahahahahahahaha
Guy: yeah, they gave new meaning to cavity search
Guy: thats when i learned what dvda was
James: You know, this helps explain A LOT...
Guy: ahh learning
Guy: oh i didn't participate, i took pictures for the girls dad
James: I didn't realize you were from Arkansas.
Guy: so is this go-straight-to-hell worthy?
James: Your ticket was punched a long time ago.
Guy: nice
James: You're still collecting points to sit in the co-pilot's seat.
Guy: no not from Arkansas, but he needed stuff for her resume later, you know to the Chinese slave trade
James: I see.
Guy: i wonder what i have to do to sit in the pilots seat
Guy: i don't want to know the answer to that actually
Guy: never mind, nothing to see here
James: hi Tumblr
Guy: so about ubuntu
Guy: its really cool
Guy: it has like windows and close buttons
Guy: awesome
“Eazy-E’s vocal style was marked by his youthful, high-pitched voice and...”
– Filed under “things you’ll only find on Wikipedia”
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No, I do not want want "the franklin" to find me...
Guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zf8t-uAzhk
Guy: you will listen to the franklin song and love it!
Guy: now
James: I WILL NOT BE SEDUCED BY YOUR YOUTUBE
Guy: YOU DO IT NOW
James: No.
Guy: do not ignore the franklin
Guy: the franklin will find you and play himself for you
Guy: errr
James: ehhh
Guy: do not anger the franklin
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Also, I'm sure there's grant money somewhere to...
I smell a 3 year, 5 million dollar research project. I mean, all you have to do is write down a bunch of coherent words when the project’s over.
“Water is not the same. I need sugar, caffeine, and bubbly bubbly first thing in...”
– Some Guy, explaining his ritual of chugging a Coke at 8:30 in the morning.
Wrapping presents in those free cardboard and...
Is it considered more, or less classy than wrapping said gift in newspaper?
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“I can Oracle the Java all over the Ubuntu”
– Some Guy.
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First draft memo
Date: October 11, 2010 To: All External Customers From: James Arnott, Technology Subj: Scheduled computer upgrades
Windows 7, yay! Go buy now. The future is coming!
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"Hidden tracks" ought to be cropped down to the...
because, seriously, 3 minutes of silence in the middle of the playlist is just crap.
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