April 2009
36 posts
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Sometimes I Lie
James: You will appreciate the great restraint I'm showing by not txting you horrible 80s lyrics right now.
Guy: Hahaha bastard. If it makes you feel better 80's music popped in my head reading that
James: Was going to reply to your "what are you doing" tweet with "pissing off friends by getting songs stuck in their head at midnight"
Guy: Hahaha I knew I was opening myself up to a flood with that. .. You can dance if you want to. But if you can't dance...
James: Once I ran to you. Now I run from you. This tainted love you've given. I give you all a boy could give yo. Take my tears and that's not nearly all. Oh. ... Tainted love...
Guy: Bastard... Ill get you. I'm going to think of something really good. And when is say good I mean bad : )
James Arnott: Hehe. :)
WatchI’m a Happy Boy
“To add insult to injury, Chavez gave Obama a gift. A leftist history book, and I...”
– Stephen Colbert
“The man was quoting Cher. The crowd was nodding. There is no god.”
– Regarding the character Sawyer Wells in The Final Detail by Harlan Coben.
“What if there are more than four units (e.g., seven units)?”
– Question from a FAQ. Glad they clarified the “more than four” bit.
Conversations With Myself
Hey, what format is this archive?
The files are compressed using the Lempel-Ziv-Markov chain-Algorithm and then encrypted using the Rijndael block cypher.
So it's a password protected 7Zip file?
Yeah, basically.
What's the password?
"password".
“Now, get back to stoking the fire inside that hobo vagina, or take your ass back...”
– From @porto_rock’s take on Favrd.
I'm Sure Washington DC is a Lovely Town
W: Life usually works like this way: Just when I successfully dig each single of giant shrub in my yard and planted fresh roses... during the weekend. Monday's morning, first conversation between the owner of the company and me, involving me get relocated to their newly opened office: Washington DC.
James: That’s one reason why I don’t do yard work.
W: From now on, my life goal is to keep it simple and mobile, I guess. what's in Washington DC? Do they shoot Asians for kicks?
James: I think they only do that during the annual “Shoot Asians for Kicks Festival” sometime in October. I’m sure you’ll find out all about it soon enough.
W: LOL... Why October?
W: http://dc.about.com/od/specialevents/a/OctoberEvents.htm Liar! There is no "Shoot Asians for Kicks Festival" in October at all!
James: The Internet is not all inclusive. You don’t see information for Klan rallies on about.com, do you? Think about it. Who in their right mind would advertise a “Shoot Asians for Kicks Festival” on the Internet? It’s more of a local gun shop flier type of thing.
W: Ah, "a local gun shop flier type of thing", totally makes sense! Will tell my boss that the key reason that I have to turn down this big promotion: "I dont want to get killed in the 'Shoot Asians for Kicks Festival” this October! No Way I am moving up to that shithole!"
WatchRachel Maddow on Republican Tea Parties.
“So, government’s taking over our schools; our corporations; our health care; our...”
– Jon Stewart on The Daily Show
“If newspapers fail, all journalism will die forever. Same way every U.S....”
– @hotdogsladies
WatchStephen Colbert interviews Congressman Dan Maffei (top) which reminds me a lot of his interview with Robert Wexler (bottom).
I'm a Diplomat
Wen: I just need the shipper is within 2,000 miles around my location: basically, in north american region, not from the other side of ocean, you know, where I came from... :)
James: Wait, you came from the other side of the ocean? BREAKING NEWS!
Wen: MADE IN CHINA
James: Oh, just like those lead painted toys and contaminated milk. Welcome to America. Enjoy your stay.
Wen: Hey, found your some new gear too: http://americanhistory.si.edu/brown/history/1-segregated/images/kkk-robe-l.jpg
James: White’s not really my color. Can I get one in blue or black?
My Stars Are Not Influenced by Others
Guy: ahh that poor tweet... just sitting there with 2 stars
Guy: http://twitter.com/GPappalardo/statuses/1471306610
Guy: here is another chance
Guy: i now have 2 posts today with 2 stars
Guy: just waiting for my FRIEND JAMES ARNOTT to star them
Guy: : )
Guy: if not for me.. do it for your country
Guy: .... because our country will totally benefit by me being favrd twice today
Guy: RECAP: 2 tweets in favrd with 2 stars apiece.. waiting for you to show them some love
Guy: http://twitter.com/GPappalardo/statuses/1471306610
Guy: star them or the terrorists and kathy lee gifford win!
“Fox news just referred to “internet bloggers”. Are there other types...”
– @sylviebarak
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I'm Not Going to Penis Land dot Net
From: Guy Sent: Friday, April 03, 2009 10:55 AM To: James Arnott Subject: don’t be scared http://www.penisland.net/
“3 pounds of mac ‘n’ cheese doesn’t seem like a lot until it...”
– @seanhussey
WatchFallen Art
Stop Laughing
James: #out of context quote thursday
Guy: haha wtf
Guy: now im laughing in this guys ear
James: that's what you said next to *****, right?
Guy: yes
James: out of context that sounds like something entirely different
Guy: #out of context quote thursday... was laughing at that
Guy: thats a good one
Guy: your a natural
Guy: i guess that would sound funny if there was no context
James: stop laughing at our customers
James: their problems are serious
James: #serious issues
Guy: that is so fuckin funny
Guy: im trying so hard not to laugh right now
Guy: your on a roll right now
“Yes, only in the Senate can the word reconciliation mean fuck you, we’re...”
– Jon Stewart